by Accountant Town | Aug 28, 2019 | Accounting Jokes
Accountant Pick up Lines Pick-Up Lines to use on Accounting Chicks You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2′s. Please, baby, let me withhold you. Nice assets. Lady, you make my pants file for an extension. In my office, I.R.S. stands for I’m Really Sexy. Let’s fill out a 1040...
by Accountant Town | Aug 28, 2019 | Accounting Jokes
Jokes About Dishonest Accountants The Missing AccountantA business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire an accountant a short while ago?”The business owner replies, “That’s the accountant...
by Accountant Town | Aug 28, 2019 | Accounting Jokes
Jokes about Boring Accountants Marry an AccountantA patient was at her doctor’s office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, “I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live.”The patient asked, “Oh doctor, what should I...
by Accountant Town | Aug 28, 2019 | Accounting Jokes
Jokes about Accountants Being Cheap Bank RobberyTwo accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their...
by Accountant Town | Aug 28, 2019 | Accounting Jokes
You might be an Accountant if Jokes You might be an Accountant if… you refer to your child as Deduction 214. you deduct Exlax as “Moving expenses”. you have no idea that GAP is also a clothing store. at the move Indecent Proposal you did a NPV calculation. getting to...
